Jeff Foxworthy 12" talking doll features twelve sayings:1. My mother in-law won't drive 55 on the highway, you put her in a rental car and she's doing donuts in the grocery store parking lot.2. If you owe the taxidermist more then your annual income you might be a Redneck.3. If the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day you might be a Redneck.4. Aorta - Aorta cut that grass down by the ball field so them kids don't get hurt.5. Wichidiga... Hey you didn't bringyour truck with ya wichidiga?6. If you refer to the 5th grade as my senior year you might be a Redneck.7. If you prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them you might be a Redneck.8. If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight you might be a Redneck.9. If your front porch collapses and kills more then 3 dogs you might be a Redneck.10. For the record, my definition of redneck - it is a glorious absence of sophistication.11. If you think NSYNC is where your dirty dishes are...you might be a Redneck.12. I believe you show me a 3 year old running around a flea market in his underpants drinking coca-cola out of a baby bottle, and I'll show you a future NASCAR fan.